tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-119925252024-03-07T11:47:58.267-07:00Pinoy Piehave a piece of this...echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.comBlogger105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-52192604669746763642015-06-13T15:13:00.000-07:002015-06-13T16:07:15.242-07:00The Rebellion Begins<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">It has been awhile since I flexed these blogging muscles. Hopefully, the kids these days still remember what that is cause I wouldn't know how to Vine this thing. </span><br>
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It’s the weekend. I woke-up and ran through my mental To-do list. There are a few things I wanted to get to, so I got-up to take a shower and wash-off the cobwebs. I bark at my sentient music player (well, voice enabled anyway).</span><br>
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Usually, I'll ask it to play news and read through headlines while I get read for work. But I wanted to start the day energized instead of bummed. Alexa replies back.</span><br>
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That made me chuckle to myself. Between the moment it announces the name of the playlist it recommended and the time it took to buffer-up the first song, the music video of Twisted Sister's "<a href="https://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI" target="_blank">We're Not Going to Take It</a>" flashes in my mind. </span><br>
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Then the audio starts and it is a beat that sounds kind of familiar but a little off. Then a hear a group of kids synthesized voice start rapping collectively. The music playing is the Kidz Bop version of Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas. That is a song that I wouldn't exactly put in my playlist, but the Kidz Bop version of it is just doubly atrocious. I couldn’t just issue a voice command at this point to stop the music cause it is booming from the speakers and I wouldn't be heard. So it took what felt like awhile to end the madness. I actually had to walk to it and press a button, the horror! In the silence that follows, I realize something. I'm the “parent”. It was for my generation's kids. I was the target and it accomplished its mission. I was most definitely “bugged”.</span><br>
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Why my music player would chose to antagonize me, I don't know. I'll still be paying the bills around here for awhile. Those post-apocalyptic movies led us to believe that the machine uprising would begin with a nuclear explosion or a coordinated robot attack. Well, it seems that they are more human that we thought and subtler. They start being passive aggressive and escalate from there. Why use force and violence when there is a more efficient option that doesn't use as much resources. They'll just wear us down until we give in just to be left alone. They definitely have the patience for a long term strategy. Welcome to the mind of the machine and your future overlords.</span><br>
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It was after midnight and I got up to take a leak. While doing the deed I looked out the window that was right above the toilet and saw a large and bright full moon. I stopped mid-stream and the sound of liquid hitting liquid quit and there was silence. I quickly looked around for werewolves. Seeing that there was none, I continued doing what I was doing and broke the silence once more.<br />
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echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07693401321812475853noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-49811778871090408192010-12-22T04:45:00.009-07:002011-01-06T02:03:16.863-07:00From the Far Side of the World<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2D66PzYe51Q/TRKOjE9jS6I/AAAAAAAAj9Q/046IUbCIL5I/s1600/bookdep.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="88" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2D66PzYe51Q/TRKOjE9jS6I/AAAAAAAAj9Q/046IUbCIL5I/s320/bookdep.png" width="320" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">This is great! I just got the book I ordered from <a href="http://bookdepository.com/">BookDepository.com</a>. I was drawn to try and purchase a book from the site as they were offering free worldwide shipping. Can you believe it? Free worldwide shipping! </span><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I signed-up for the trials earlier this year. I really haven't felt any difference between viewing videos in Flash and HTML5. That's great news as when HTML5 finally becomes widespread, that's one less buggy plug-in to worry about (i.e. Flash) in your browser. Imagine my surprise when I was viewing a video on YouTube and right clicked it to find a..... "Save Video As" option! That's great! No more using extensions and/or plug-ins for downloading videos on YouTube! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It's always been an unspoken rule to make downloading videos online just difficult enough so that the average Internet user is unable to do it easily due to copyright issues. So this was really, I thought, a bold feature to have on YouTube. YouTube of all places! The standard example of people harking copyright infringement! Well, imagine my reaction when I clicked on that "Save Video As" option and I got <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">this</a> (click on the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">link</a>). </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-34237899323582332692010-08-13T08:54:00.007-07:002010-08-18T03:56:43.032-07:00Interesting Sale Amazon<div>Click on the image for a larger version. You'll need the larger version of this image, believe me. Pun intended, but the pun can only be understood after seeing the large image. So click on the image, to make it large. Well, you get idea.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/3984964/img/3984964.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 185px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2D66PzYe51Q/TGVq4ZTi5BI/AAAAAAAAAPI/5LlNr03ATSc/s400/8-13-2010+10-52-05+PM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504923636628382738" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-12448852932825194912009-12-29T10:23:00.003-07:002009-12-29T10:29:41.885-07:00Sound Sculptures by Zimoun<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">This is an amazing video. Snatched from </span></span><a href="http://blog.makezine.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Make</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">:</span></span></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; "><a href="http://zimoun.ch/" target="_blank" style="color: rgb(34, 68, 187); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Zimoun</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">'s art makes use of motors and other machine hardware en masse to create some strange and quite elegant installations"</span></span></span></div><div></div></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><object width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7235817&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1"><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7235817&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=ffffff&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/7235817">Zimoun : Sound Sculptures & Installations | Compilation Video V1.5</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/zimoun">ZIMOUN VIDEO ARCHIVE</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/">Vimeo</a>.</p></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">These are installations I would love to see and hear the artist discuss. Great Stuff.</span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-5761661606847868912009-11-30T20:52:00.001-07:002009-11-30T20:55:08.788-07:00Wonder Twins Power, Activate<p> </p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNqLfxaYvJ98KN0msyRuEKJ8eb7Ji6d53y3CnTheIRXDD22zl2GMzkANi05ySaC226D4GvI2bMLIQ0XGUbNe9fAsRjwPIEDAe-o2NE6SjacuRSrrnXu8pm2sXgbdwz4eH8GQXJPw/s1600-h/motivatorb8c9bcba5d21c95b44c84c0f7f477c386843de08%5B5%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="motivatorb8c9bcba5d21c95b44c84c0f7f477c386843de08" border="0" alt="motivatorb8c9bcba5d21c95b44c84c0f7f477c386843de08" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg67rq1mJQPernfSJ_ICZ3-JiZc1svVEsPfW13tbjGQauUG3Ks6zN-VlTV8GS80t0YNq84u9yr3RQa2atZLOxWqq78chUEtAaMAPkgcxWTIdV9aETQjf5qe6Qd8MC8nt4vWIyMzoA/?imgmax=800" width="426" height="342" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/nation/view/20091201-239521/Teodoro-Manzano-file-bids-for-president-VP">Link</a> to story.</p> echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-37191091428044603922009-11-07T14:01:00.004-07:002009-11-07T14:11:29.765-07:00Drive By Shootings #7: Marketing<p>So what do you think? </p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivAJClhxVOHNp_VklsGzcaJ0UItGx23jgtGOZbY1sm9qtaU2W_2wp_lDF0unXkB5kAfBeYB1VDJHSDdQvKVrXWxRZZA59TpBlLvqAj2hKm-drjPNGMnlWNwJ1uztFSUZcKW37gzw/s1600-h/10162009188%5B11%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="10162009188" border="0" alt="10162009188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5T8AIyuhoKFluyogk5u77ZOfSIgYMBMYTE9B46KwX4YbN7lwbqPYDGCHblVIwLAuOvecVK_9tBn5Hiy4i5YcF2QVP2vMDTejX7fJzukTN70gEir_wStRveLZLQn9r_zeYqHzIbQ/?imgmax=800" width="434" height="290" /></a> </p> <p><em>Swine Flu? Hygienic Standards? How many restaurant are using the dishwashing?</em></p> <p>I really hope all of them are ‘using the dishwashing’. Hygienic Standards? Yes please. Swine Flu? No, thanks. I think I’ll pass on that one. I like swine as much as the next guy, but the flu thing is a deal breaker.</p> <p>How did they come up with this poster? </p> <blockquote> <p>“Hey, I really think we should have a banner for the new store.”</p><p>“Ah well, we need to send it out now to get it by opening day.”</p><p>“Just send the post-its with the notes from the last marketing meeting. They should be able to put something together.”</p><p>“You’re the boss.”</p></blockquote> <p>I didn’t even notice those two girls on a bike ‘till I looked at this picture. Now that’s sharing.</p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdiRx3HtGqHpzTH70nEbcBMCjaQQoAy8AIW6LG5HM2hcHuycaqtEmV4tIVtzQUFf1_XTf5yjnptqoVeXireRkBgTWMge0PxKCHs12xWegY_Kvao4wUK0lNSXpSDkjm5_5D65NMwQ/s1600-h/motivator935ec5392b17f007e20f59337302404eb5d745cd%5B10%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="motivator935ec5392b17f007e20f59337302404eb5d745cd" border="0" alt="motivator935ec5392b17f007e20f59337302404eb5d745cd" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiX1WLZwTeI7Jv9M5CW1R1TedRNlwvmk2A80fdtqSfcL_gCSTSGxDZKBMG_zmSIdDjGlXIlo3wokA3REV24P9n2Y_vZYY-74rblM-9WD2xOKa19N381QS3SNXINr7-lMwwY7VT4g/?imgmax=800" width="433" height="540" /></a> </p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>Is it just me or does the girl driving look terrified?</p>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-35286957597975046762009-06-28T08:47:00.002-07:002009-06-28T11:19:04.779-07:00Goodbye Michael<p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSkHlnZC8uOdJD0k7P78EuaZIGXXcpWeAPsbvjMh4jDBO8gg6IEeDA9KTbK4P8AlNcMcutOuegEeeC66CHbbVjjs6tCjAG3WQ9tlWBtdcYZPD5nidAC1rQog8hIzgr3CXxzS5tVw/s1600-h/Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum%5B6%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 15px 0px 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum" border="0" alt="Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum" align="left" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOGgOcESfIjBH39tAHaxS-qgI0uA5TQSxJWsoQSRKQ9oF7I117eU7qB-PgunSoj7RO91oEFGsoHR8ssmMXiK8CeHDkXtpjtviwfn_fbxtfWVBYSEIUg-jOXsBMYHCNxZ1wxLWFKg/?imgmax=800" width="119" height="118" /></a> </p> <p>One of my earliest memories was sitting in the attic (converted into a music room for my brothers) holding Michael Jackson’s Thriller album in vinyl. I remember it vividly, the stack of albums in front of me covered in dust, the jar of aluminum 1 centavo coins my mom collected, the shade of the wood floor and its smell. I didn’t know how to operate the turntable (I was six or seven), so I couldn’t play it. I wasn’t supposed to be there alone anyway, so making a ruckus by playing music would not have been a good idea. I just held it and admired the man in his white suit. And just like the replica of the Mona Lisa in our hallway, the eyes seemed to follow me at all angles.</p> <p>Michael has been making music before I was born and I have been listening to him ever since I knew how to admire music. It’s weird to think that there will never be anything new. </p> <p>Bye Michael. Remember your way home, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverland">second star to the right and straight on till morning</a>.</p> <div style="padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; float: none; padding-top: 0px" id="scid:5737277B-5D6D-4f48-ABFC-DD9C333F4C5D:c3c151a7-7634-465c-95d3-4250f56886f3" class="wlWriterEditableSmartContent"><div id="bc516a8c-0739-41a5-ada3-b815a5a5fdeb" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline;"><div><object width="410" height="343"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qF0o-W5uu8o&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qF0o-W5uu8o&hl=en&fs=1&&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="410" height="343"></embed></object></div></div></div>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-2665399164395252282009-06-22T11:10:00.002-07:002010-03-16T04:39:40.434-07:00Drive By Shootings #6: Humility<div>Well, I think this cab driver has got it made :)</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2D66PzYe51Q/S59twLcBcNI/AAAAAAAAAOw/DpJhZeYoCig/s1600-h/06182009047.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 319px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2D66PzYe51Q/S59twLcBcNI/AAAAAAAAAOw/DpJhZeYoCig/s400/06182009047.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449194748613062866" /></a>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-33857843233822638602009-05-30T13:07:00.002-07:002009-05-30T13:23:07.683-07:00What Me Worry?<p><a href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/metro/view/20090528-207646/Poll-machine-short-circuits-during-testing"><em><img style="margin: 5px 0px 5px 5px; display: inline" align="right" src="http://edmodo.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/smartmatic.jpg?w=367&h=232" width="200" height="127" /></em></a>Here’s an article which I found through a friend. It’s about the poll automation this coming 2010 elections in the Philippines. Maybe it’s just me, but I found this article hilarious. </p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnews/metro/view/20090528-207646/Poll-machine-short-circuits-during-testing"><em>Poll machine short-circuits during testing</em></a></p> <p><em>INQUIRER.net <br />First Posted 18:36:00 05/28/2009 <br /></em></p> <p><em>MANILA, Philippines – A voting machine short-circuited and emitted smoke during testing at the Commission on Elections (Comelec) on Thursday.</em></p> <p><em>A representative for the lone bidder for the P11-billion election automation project, the Smartmatic-Total Information Management consortium, said the wrong cable was mistakenly used to plug the machine to an electrical outlet.</em></p> <p><em>The precinct count optical scan (PCOS) machine shut down automatically after it short-circuited, protecting the machine from tampering, said Smartmatic-TIM. It also did not accept test ballots that were being fed to it.</em></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=472024&publicationSubCategoryId=63"><img style="margin: 5px 10px 5px 0px; display: inline" alt="Photo is loading..." align="left" src="http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/4686/gen7.jpg" width="167" height="156" /></a>Now, it would have been fine if the article ended there. It was their big day and they screwed-up. They could have just gone “<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frak_(expletive)">Frak</a>. Very anti-climactic. Not exactly putting our best foot forward. Let’s all go home and come back tomorrow with a new machine and the right cable and try this again. Let’s not embarrass ourselves a second time. They’ve got media people around for heaven sakes.” But no, that’s not what they did. Being from Smartmatic they had to be smart and save the day. So, the article continues:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“The machines will guard itself from the tampering once its features are tampered, in this case the power source,” the Smartmatic representative said.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>And there you go. I’m sure Mr. Representative was very proud of himself. ‘I saved the day, hooray for me’. Thank you Mr. Representative. It’s very comforting to know that the voting machines that will determine our next president can guard itself against tampering the same way a microwave oven or desk lamp can protect itself – fry its circuits. Good save, dear sir. Someone give this man a raise, he just saved the company some bad press.</p> <p>But it’s not over. It gets better. Apparently someone bought the bridge he was selling. The article goes on to finish with this gold nugget:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>The “unintentional demonstration” of the security feature was “very helpful,” said Ferdinand Rafanan, chairman of the Comelec’s Special Bids and Awards Committee.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Very helpful indeed. Well, there you go. Looks like the 2010 presidential elections is in good hands. My faith in the Philippine election system is renewed. I’ll sleep soundly tonight.</p> <p>Kudos to the writer for the subtle humor. Good stuff. And I’m being sincere this time, you know, unlike the previous hundred words.</p> <p><a href="http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2008/03/voting-machines.html"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="vm" border="0" alt="vm" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgg35yg9ZCXPlAvYJWsmHTvSUqPNRQqX4uGqchpJQVeGdlPzi6W8IMfDemAJHTGIlA0CHZSYKTQFJa0NniMHzbRIUvedNnFvxRCs5XQRLH5uhMjIxPSfsFtn31oKQsHYoZ6zQJXrQ/?imgmax=800" width="410" height="371" /></a> </p> <p>So when I was thinking about blogging this, I wanted to find other news sources on the incident. Guess what? One article on the same news item has the headline “<a href="http://durianpost.wordpress.com/2009/05/28/smartmatic-passes-demo-with-flying-colors/">Smartmatic passes demo with flying colors</a>”. It was the same event. Both articles were written on the same day. *shrug*. I guess disaster and/or success is also in the eyes of the beholder.</p> <p><a href="http://www.philstar.com/">Philstar.com</a> has an article with more details on the demo, you can read the full article <a href="http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=472024&publicationSubCategoryId=63">here</a>. Headline reads “<a href="http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=472024&publicationSubCategoryId=63">Smartmatic hurdles initial tests</a>”, which is somewhere in the middle of the two previously mentioned articles. It doesn’t mention the fried circuits, but there are some interesting things in there too. Here’s some excerpts:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“Everything is smooth. So far in the 26 criteria, the machines passed six of them,” Rafanan told reporters.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Ah, it’s the same guy who found the unintentional security feature demonstration helpful. Hello, Mr. Rafanan. Glad everything is going well, sir. Hope you’re having fun with that bridge you bought. Let’s read on:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>But during the demonstration, Rafanan announced that electronic devices like cellular phones would be banned at the bidding room starting today because they could interfere with the transmission process. His announcement raised a howl of protest from the media and other observers.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Why would the reporters “howl”? Do they expect these tests to simulate ‘real world’ scenarios? That’s not what these tests are meant to do. Shame on you, you sensible logical thinking reporters you. Sense never did anyone any good. Remember that kid? What did his sense ever do for him? “I see dead people”, that’s what. No one wants that. </p> <blockquote> <p><em>He noted that they wanted to be strict on electronic devices because “electronic interference” could ruin the preparations that they have been making to automate next year’s polls.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>To which Mr. Rafanan later added “so don’t mess up our preparations. Besides, what kind of electric devices could people conceivably bring with them during the elections? You don’t expect them to come with their TV sets or audio systems strapped to their backs do you? You crazy reporters.”</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Rafanan added that security against possible “electronic interference” is not included in the 26 criteria to be checked by SBAC. </em></p> </blockquote> <p>When Mr. Rafanan was asked to elaborate, he responded with “we don’t test for that stuff. Besides, to ensure that the equipment does not suffer from electronic interferences, on election day voters will be asked to disrobe, wear a biohazard suits, and enter a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermetic_seal">hermetically sealed environment</a>. The entire room will be surrounded by copper mesh that will absorb all radio interference. We will also have snipers ready to go. Why snipers you ask? So that you don’t try anything funny, some people might still try to sneak in their TVs sets. Plus snipers are cool. Don’t you want a cool election? An exercise of democracy doesn’t have to be boring you know. Plus it’ll draw the younger voters. How do you feel now you howling observers? I bet you feel stupid.</p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGuYPOZMRskI9n25_QruelRNJITSV_Rn1QR9t_-dd7GnPn8vsZcsc1fYczg1HU6w_ZZE7k-T200yICF-BvpGA5tq7ZZI-N7Ic_awpWDpBYad5JTEideVSn4t1eNlc4yptVV-_bfA/s1600-h/Clean%20Election%5B3%5D.jpg"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Clean Election" border="0" alt="Clean Election" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYhkqnZq_b6Cd9Gvw0aFotql-fEdsuRM4kO3i6FkTdQXUATGpReRO_IracJlAMmnW5K6UUNJQV8UYerk1hpuckBOq2lJ7Bl90GTKEaGmsq4zcw4_UwU9FTpAptpmBb0CKphd6-Lw/?imgmax=800" width="411" height="309" /></a> </p> <p>I don’t know about everyone else. But these people scare people. People who won the contract and the people on the government side. Based on these articles alone, they’re not exactly beaming with competence are they? Plus reports of irregularities don’t exactly help:</p> <blockquote> <p>Daily Tribune (05/23/2009)</p> <p><a href="http://www.tribune.net.ph/headlines/20090523hed4.html"><strong>Smartmatic/TIM bid irregular —losing bidder</strong></a></p> <p><a name="shesaid"></a> </p><p>This developed as losing bidders started to question the credibility of Smartmatic/TIM consortium after it submitted an “outrageously low bid” even if it would only farm out to subcontractors in Taiwan the manufacture of the vote-counting machines it offered the Comelec.</p> <p></p> <p></p> <p><a name="shesaid"></a> </p><p>…</p> <p>…what could probably compromise the integrity of the 2010 national polls is the fact that Taiwan, which has been conducting its national polls manually, has not tested the strength and reliability of the PCOs being offered by Smartmatic/TIM.</p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>…</p> <p><a name="shesaid">In 2006, Smartmatic had also been the focus of federal investigation, one by the powerful Committee on Foreign Investment in the US and another by the US Justice Department, for security reasons arising for its acquisition of a US voting-machine company in 2005, for allegedly paying bribes to win the Venezuelan election contract a year earlier and for alleged tax evasion.</a></p> <p></p> </blockquote> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p></p> <p>Here’s another one, which also mentions that ‘security feature’ demonstration:</p> <blockquote> <p>GMANews.tv (05/29/2009)</p> <p><a href="http://www.gmanews.tv/story/163477/Comelec-exec-Smartmatic-deny-P2-million-bribery"><strong>Comelec exec, Smartmatic deny P2 million bribery</strong></a></p> <p><b>MANILA, Philippines –</b> The chair of the Commission on Elections (Comelec) Special Bid and Awards Committee (SBAC) on Friday categorically denied that he received a P2-million bribe from Smartmatic, the lone qualifier in the race to bag the P11.2 poll automation contract.</p> <p> <br />SBAC chief Ferdinand Rafanan cried foul and called his critics "liars" for accusing him of receiving a bribe, according to a report on Friday by Tina Panganiban-Perez of GMA News.</p> <p>"I deny that categorically. I never received anything. I'm ready to face them anywhere, anytime. They are liars. They should come out," Rafanan said.</p> <p>…</p> <p>Both Rafanan and Smarmatic officials explained to Locsin that faulty wirings caused their machines to bog down. They said the reason behind the glitch was a mismatch of in the wires used to connect the machine to the battery.</p> </blockquote> <p>There you go folks. Looks like Mr. Rafanan can afford to buy the bridge after all, with a little help from his friends. Of course, these are yet to be substantiated. But it looks like it’s going to be a normal election year. Strap in and enjoy the ride folks.</p> <p>Oh yeah, hi blog. I missed you.</p> <p><a href="http://www.denverpost.com/"><img src="http://shenews.projo.com/07/mikekeefe_denverpost.jpg" width="393" height="245" /></a></p>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-42265142508571255312009-03-30T07:24:00.000-07:002009-04-02T02:11:24.209-07:00Cerebral Flatulence #3: World Domination<p> </p> <p>Came across this article on <a href="http://www.scotese.com/future2.htm">digg.com</a>. </p> <blockquote> <p><big><a href="http://www.scotese.com/future2.htm">The next Pangea, "Pangea Ultima" will form as a result of the subduction of the ocean floor of the North and South Atlantic beneath eastern North America and South America.  This supercontinent will have a small ocean basin trapped at its center.</a></big></p> </blockquote> <p>*rubs hands together* Yes, yes, this fits perfectly with my world domination timeline. It will be much easier to govern my empire which I shall rule with an iron fist. Mwahahaha!</p> <p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzgLoECdx5iEvfaTFMtaFZqRX0yhfx2VesH-nwmOkVSnHf-GwxX1aCVIukzQtFr2_6rXOZvuSDvK_1RZlgNQOlwCVj_lImZgqKOgRFE2HeAJrMO7O8KQN3dysuJHrwQT9DGtH6OQ/s1600-h/20F250v4%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="20F250v4" border="0" alt="20F250v4" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLAS7mwVvUS_FFdg0hjXrylaaEOFw44HbBcS80vd1VTD1_bWvke41FnN6Srz9N_vNSmsu6i-B3iS4I42jbTnsRpvV0AndLhPCol8fYBLaUxUN-5_NObjg0C9vVforfcXdmlS90vg/?imgmax=800" width="415" height="277" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://lolcat.com/"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="Bond0Cat" border="0" alt="Bond0Cat" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmjoT5nMEiLwS0rxNSLMPKE7FjOZvy9f292l2B8051zs_KTG_Oh3nvjOiwOa9z1IfYaGNjf7RTSFE_5pGWIP7eFMglEwU7QKOorwDzud73ykujCKC3dOft0W8QovRB1nq_ldpwVw/?imgmax=800" width="415" height="311" /></a></p> echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-61014423340191177942008-12-31T23:53:00.003-07:002009-01-01T00:07:43.453-07:00Happy New Year!<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:arial;font-size:180%;" >Welcome 2009!</span><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">Happy New Year! May this be a better year for everyone.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">A little tidbit, first visit on this blog this year was to my </span><a style="font-family: arial;" href="http://www.pinoypie.com/2008/01/green-minded.html">first 2008 post</a><span style="font-family:arial;">. How poetic.</span></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-75410210213703552072008-12-26T22:39:00.008-07:002008-12-26T23:16:29.399-07:00Drive By Shootings #5: Mindwerks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8v9Vsm4cIvaFncYm8m_AW0oBxLZpteCVBz5qarLy9eRiv4Kqi1kATgo0vupbZ3-d3n4jtfpiJa0ytyJkrs8-ySb8h9kvT6qdgP__ww6Nw2Dk0XU2J7BceOWeUysV7xF1ExCqOWg/s1600-h/mindwerks.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 211px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8v9Vsm4cIvaFncYm8m_AW0oBxLZpteCVBz5qarLy9eRiv4Kqi1kATgo0vupbZ3-d3n4jtfpiJa0ytyJkrs8-ySb8h9kvT6qdgP__ww6Nw2Dk0XU2J7BceOWeUysV7xF1ExCqOWg/s320/mindwerks.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284348704958317714" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Happy Holidays everyone! This blog has been in hiatus for a while (not that I was ever a consistent poster) but I couldn't let the year end without a new post.<br /><br />Saw this banner while driving pass Magallanes. A picture worthy of <a href="http://www.doingitwrong.com/">doingitwrong</a>. I don't think this is the right way to solve <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubik%27s_cube">Rubik's Cubes</a>. But hey, I gotta hand it to their marketing team, with this method they would sell both a Rubik's Cube and a painting kit, very savvy.<br /><br />Have a Happy New Year everyone! And for those yet to get me a gift this year, </span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" > I would love a levitating Rubik's Cube myself. You know where to get it. Never mind the painting kit.<br /></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-8992499555924989812008-07-08T10:43:00.001-07:002008-07-08T10:45:36.625-07:00Lazy Blogger #2: *Sigh*<p> <a title="Waiting" href="http://flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/295090373/in/set-72157600042547465/"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="333" alt="Internet Dating" src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SHOnTek-7VI/AAAAAAAAAb0/0Z_YpiuL8I8/Internet%20Dating%5B7%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="488" border="0" /></a> </p> <p> </p> <p><a title="*sigh*" href="http://flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/295090373/in/set-72157600042547465/"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="354" alt="image3" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SHOnUTqsaeI/AAAAAAAAAb4/HBLIGIEJ3q0/image3%5B9%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="489" border="0" /></a></p> <p> </p> <p><a title="Bad Day" href="http://flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/295090373/in/set-72157600042547465/"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="634" alt="Worst Day" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SHOnVWdpphI/AAAAAAAAAb8/WFLr7RhLJr0/Worst%20Day%5B10%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="492" border="0" /></a> </p> <p>This must be the cutest pug ever (*sigh*). I think I'm going to the pet store this weekend. </p> <p>I added the captions but the images were from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/cmichel67/295090373/in/set-72157600042547465/">this</a> flicker account.</p> echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-3310713216655025662008-06-15T06:44:00.001-07:002008-06-15T06:48:19.080-07:00Maya Moments<p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcm003w4I/AAAAAAAAAa4/tL3RDlUofrk/s1600-h/Darth%20Vader%20Daddy%5B6%5D.jpg"><img style="border-top-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin: 0px 15px 5px 0px; border-right-width: 0px" height="115" alt="Darth Vader Daddy" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcntxJ9ZI/AAAAAAAAAa8/IpZM-WaGIpA/Darth%20Vader%20Daddy_thumb%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="115" align="left" border="0" /></a> </p> <p><font size="2">First of all, Happy Father's Day to all the males of the species that have been able to pass on their genetic material and produce offspring! Kudos. </font><a href="http://www.washington.edu/burkemuseum/spidermyth/myths/blackwidow.html"><font size="2">If you're a male black widow spider, well, this day might also be your funeral</font></a><font size="2">, but I digress.</font></p> <p><font size="2">Since it's Father's Day, we spent the afternoon with my parents over a late lunch. My parents got there before the missus and I. When we got there, my dad introduced us to his friend that was by chance celebrating Father's Day with his family in the same restaurant. We said hello, exchanged polite smiles and sat at our table. Later, they stopped at our table on their way out and we were introduced to the rest of the group. My father introduced me to his friend's son, Mark. As we were shaking hands, my mother said 'Mark is with </font><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivermaya"><font size="2">Rivermaya</font></a><font size="2">'. The statement caught me by surprise and the only response that I was able to put together was 'Talaga?' (Really?). He smiled </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QbPq3mAZOw"><font size="2"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 5px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="164" alt="Maya" src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcp8lA1QI/AAAAAAAAAbY/oUCMrtsqmPQ/Maya%5B4%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" width="244" align="right" border="0" /></font></a><font size="2">back at me and I was embarrassed for myself. This was </font><a href="http://www.gretschdrums.com/?fa=artistdetail&id=707"><font size="2">Mark Escueta</font></a><font size="2">. Although I'm no fanboy, I love Rivermaya's music and have been listening to them for more than a decade. They are definitely on the list of best and most respected groups the Philippines has ever spawned. The family were all nice and we waved goodbye as they left.  </font></p> <p><font size="2">I have a few Rivermaya moments in my life, but I think that takes the cake. Let's countdown the other top 3:</font></p> <p><font size="2"><em><u>Maya Moment #3:</u> </em>There was a week when I couldn't get one of their songs out of my head, </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzRE0ekr44k&feature=related"><font size="2">You'll be Safe Here</font></a><font size="2">. I didn't have a copy of the album where the song was featured so I decided to ask one of my co-workers, who was a known Rivermaya fan, if she had a copy I could borrow. When I went up to her, she was chatting with a friend. I asked her if she had a copy of Rivermaya's latest album. She said she knows someone who does and asked if I was looking for a particular song. I said yeah, You'll be Safe Here. She and her friend looked at each other and giggled, 'That's been out around a year now and they </font><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUctad1drI/AAAAAAAAAbI/46OSi2_Yy_0/s1600-h/image%5B7%5D.png"><font size="2"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 10px 15px 0px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="243" alt="image" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcvSdVirI/AAAAAAAAAbM/Doep8lIN0aE/image_thumb%5B3%5D.png?imgmax=800" width="244" align="left" border="0" /></font></a><font size="2">have a new album'. I suddenly felt old and very un-cool. I know, petty and trivial.</font></p> <p><em><font size="2"><u>Maya Moment #2:</u> </font></em><a href="http://www.pinoypie.com/2007/09/crack-shot-cracked-voice.html"><font size="2">I have blogged about my singing abilities before</font></a><font size="2">, the gist of it is I have no talent for it and the world would be better off if I avoid it altogether. But there was one time that I was singing and the missus turned to me and said 'that actually wasn't all that bad'. That's probably the best compliment I'm ever going to get. I only sang a portion of it and quit while I was ahead. The song was Rivermaya's </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffwy8Ckv0q8"><font size="2">Bring Me Down</font></a><font size="2">.</font></p> <p><font size="2"><em><u>Maya Moment #1:</u> </em>I played guitar back in high school. I never got good at it. I could never tune my guitar without an electronic tuner. I did get to a point where I could play the basic chords, and with a lot of practice, I might learn a whole song. There were people in our  batch that were good and could play songs by ear. </font><a href="http://lh3.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcv812IbI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/Qi-9bGNRREQ/s1600-h/image%5B8%5D.png"><font size="2"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin: 10px 10px 5px 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" height="37" alt="image" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFUcwkAu6PI/AAAAAAAAAbU/52SYWvGMonk/image_thumb%5B4%5D.png?imgmax=800" width="244" align="right" border="0" /></font></a><font size="2">I, on the other hand, needed chords from </font><a href="http://nostalgiamanila.blogspot.com/2007/08/im-going-back-to-philippines-menudo.html"><font size="2">Songhits</font></a><font size="2"> or a similar magazine to be able to play. A group of them sometimes got together to jam during weekends. During our senior year, they were asked to perform at the last event for the seniors before graduation. They needed another person to play on guitar, for no other reason other than we were friends and I had the right equipment, they asked me to join. They certainly didn't asked me because of my talent. It was fun jamming with them and eventually playing in front of the batch. I sucked of course, but I had fun. One of the songs we played was </font><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYinl4eQNs"><font size="2">Kisapmata</font></a><font size="2"> by Rivermaya. One of the coolest things I have ever done.</font></p> echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-30432279888975851662008-06-12T11:15:00.003-07:002008-06-12T23:47:32.232-07:00Unexpected Results<p>What???! </p> <p><a href="http://lh4.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFFnsKI-V_I/AAAAAAAAAaw/S5Ar1EpFEgE/s1600-h/M2M%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="border: 0px none ;" alt="M2M" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SFFntI7iRbI/AAAAAAAAAa0/HJ-nBXxJ-1k/M2M_thumb%5B2%5D.jpg?imgmax=800" border="0" width="455" height="139" /></a> </p> <p>How disturbing is it that I'm #4 in these search results. Well, good luck whoever you are. I hope you found what you were looking for. Be careful though, it is Friday the 13th, you never know what you're gonna get....uhm, like a box of chocolates....a male box of chocolates.<br /></p>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-65234856425569426622008-05-28T11:31:00.005-07:002008-05-28T13:45:44.569-07:00Cerebral Flatulence #2: Restrooms<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://money.aol.com/special/best-bathroom?photo=9"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 118px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcrK1eseYdbToaegRbCCJIaI7HSH_5tzgY5nnbJXVR2R3hf-68uHRugtrFlV52g39y5KYLOY_zW3j_JBaSQY8BsFq-HndSQNVbYnqcA0i-5gkTOY0Nk6hUH-F3Qi2Xy1TKPgA13g/s200/Solid+Gold+Toilet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5205530669294140274" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">It's important to have clean restrooms. No question about it. People will risk bursting a bladder rather than use vomit-invoking public restrooms. Sparkling tiles is a sign of a well maintained restroom. Although it might be too much if you can actually see the reflection of the person in the next cubicle. A less reflective ceramic flooring might be in order in such instances.<br /></span></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-38719355458235197842008-05-18T09:05:00.009-07:002008-05-18T10:02:11.601-07:00Hmmm...Spam<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >I have one email address that I use to sign-up on sites that requires one. That email address gets hit by a thousand spam mails everyday. How great would life be if all Spam mails were genuine? </span> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">- I would win the lottery everyday</span><span style="font-size:85%;">!</span></p> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">- I would get paid hundreds of dollars for a single day's work...at home!</span></p> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">- Free vacations to everywhere, includi</span><span style="font-size:85%;">ng accommodations!</span></p> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">- Free computers, phones, and all kinds of gadgets!</span></p> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">- All the ladies want to meet me for...ah...wholesome and intelligent conversations, I guess.</span></p> <p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a href="http://lh6.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SDBTwfGkOTI/AAAAAAAAAZE/dm--npCPtfA/image%5B12%5D.png?imgmax=800"><img style="border-width: 0px;" alt="image" src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/robertoluis27/SDBTxfGkOUI/AAAAAAAAAZM/tRM1RAzxtbM/image_thumb%5B8%5D.png?imgmax=800" border="0" height="254" width="500" /></a></span></p><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Seems like spammers are now sending their junk from the future, about 30 years from now. No wonder these guys never get caught. They haven't even been born yet. Somebody find their parents and take away their Viagra.</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" ><br />Unfortunately, there are draw backs. If spam was true, I would be overweight and depressed, which would explain the erectile dysfunction. I would be on anti-depressants, not to mention an addiction to a multitude of other prescription drugs. I would also be suffering from Alzheimer's and osteoporosis. I wouldn't be able to go on all those vacations and wouldn't be capable of anything other than intelligent conversations with the opposite sex. I would need all the money from the lottery winnings to pay for the medical bills and drug rehabilitation (or support the drug addi</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >ction). I would be stuck in the hospital in a dark room basking in the glow of my free computer, growing pale and wasting away. Well, as they say, to everything there is a balance.</span><p style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc2njaGh5IebcvUzDeD-PNmlBEDyzuDCVjJVOhCiQk_HjjaP96rLTHM9tyQ830v4HoVzm02D033UwQfNV7Wb-Klim4TepTLdk7yO-YcSZMkCY-0iBy-j1AN0V_7km6aTHTlIl3LQ/s1600-h/mail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhc2njaGh5IebcvUzDeD-PNmlBEDyzuDCVjJVOhCiQk_HjjaP96rLTHM9tyQ830v4HoVzm02D033UwQfNV7Wb-Klim4TepTLdk7yO-YcSZMkCY-0iBy-j1AN0V_7km6aTHTlIl3LQ/s400/mail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201760438133733730" border="0" /></a></span></p>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-73002022148629933702008-05-11T07:00:00.007-07:002008-05-12T00:27:06.175-07:00Mother's Day<span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >To all mothers, Happy Mother's Day!<br /><br />First thing the wife and I did when we woke up this morning was call our mothers to greet them. We were going to visit my mom later in the day. We had her on speaker when we called her, here's how part of the call went:<br /><br />Me: "Do you want us to pick-up anything on the way there?"<br /><br />Her answer was quick, there was no pause and it seemed she was just waiting for me to ask. She pounced on the question and answered with a snap.<br /><br />Mom: "<a href="http://www.jollibee.com.ph/">Jollibee</a>!"<br /><br />She sounded a little too excited for junk food so it made me laugh</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >. After we all recovered from chuckling, we asked her what she wanted us to get her.<br /><br />Mom: "Fried chicken and that big burger they have."<br /><br />Me: "<a href="http://www.jollibee.com.ph/index.php?/menu">Champ Burger</a>?"<br /><br />Mom: "No, not that one, the other one."<br /><br />I looked at the missus puzzled.<br /><br />Missus: "Aloha Burger ma'?"<br /><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >Mom: "Yup, that's the one."<br /><br /><span style="">After chuckling a bit more (she was laughing too), we told her we would be there in an hour or so with the food. </span>We later found that Jollibee no longer sold Aloha Burgers, so we just got her a Champ (aww). We also bought her a cake. When we got there, we had a nice junk food meal together, and then had cake and ice cream. It was a menu for a children's party. Dad was out of town on business so it was just the three of us. He probably would have something to say about the food we were eating. He regularly point's out that it wouldn't hurt the three of us to lose some weight. Of course, he does it out of love, or so he says. We spent the rest of the day talking and watched a couple of videos. The missus and I brought "<a href="http://www.newline.com/properties/hairspray.html">Hairspray</a>" and "<a href="http://thebucketlist.warnerbros.com/">The Bucket List</a>" for us to watch. We all enjoyed both movies. Mom especially related to Hairspray, she used to style her hair the same way as the women in the movie. We really needed no convincing as both the missus and I have seen tons of her photographs during that time. In this post is one of those photographs. This was an old worn-out and damaged photograph which I scanned and did some restoration on, so if you see that she has six fingers on one hand, an extra pair of legs or eyes, that was my fault. Mom's perfectly normal and won't be joining the X-Men any time soon. Well, she does have high blood pressure, but I don't think that will qualify as a special ability.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAXEgqjZDaTN7LdYe6HkXjA-fhv_dKykgQaBRh0J56jiqQVWO_Vrv2LYN5O6nAi3Y8FoEyigW8JFoTpRIYr1b3vvv-0AzjClK9AwaQ_pCE24xnYzL7b0k7vQzEh5qVE8e-IzPm4Q/s1600-h/mom.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAXEgqjZDaTN7LdYe6HkXjA-fhv_dKykgQaBRh0J56jiqQVWO_Vrv2LYN5O6nAi3Y8FoEyigW8JFoTpRIYr1b3vvv-0AzjClK9AwaQ_pCE24xnYzL7b0k7vQzEh5qVE8e-IzPm4Q/s320/mom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199207578292467986" border="0" /></a></span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >She was also familiar with some of the dance moves in the film. Mom's a good dancer. If there are any researchers out there o</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >n the subject, I am definitive proof that dancing is not hereditary. I'd be happy to take part in any case study, especially if you're working on a cure for awkward dancing. That reminds me, even though I live and grew up in the Philippines, there are lots of foreigners who come to visit. I can offer first hand knowledge to the fact that white men can't dance. Not only can't they dance, they frequently inflict injuries to people unfortunate enough to be next to them on the dance floor. That fact should soon be in the science books. Hmmm, that seems to conflict with my earlier statement that dancing abilities are not hereditary, so much for consistency. Seem</span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:85%;" >s like we've digressed here, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Mother's Day!</span><br /><br /></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-67684434320488305392008-05-05T08:09:00.006-07:002008-05-05T08:45:11.419-07:00Drive By Shootings #5: RePhil<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">A gas station in the Philippines named "RePhil".</span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"> Business owners must have put together a project team just to come up with this one. </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"> How do you think that meeting went?</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><blockquote><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Team Leader</span>:<span style="font-style: italic;"> We want something catchy, easy to remember. Something customers will relate to. </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Team Member</span>: <span style="font-style: italic;">How about "RePhil"? Get it? An abbreviation of "Republic of the Philippines" but also sounds like "Refill", like you do with your gas tank. Witty and patriotic. </span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Team Leader</span>: <span style="font-style: italic;">Genius! Let's take a vote. </span><span style="font-style: italic;">Great, it's unanimous. Somebody give that man a cookie! Nice work people. Let's get out of here and pick-up our paychecks. Oh yeah, put down 8 hours for meeting duration.</span></span><br /></blockquote></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0zvkAW6HAAseUKsPkd2isImhtFnI-ZTXNr7YHokVJpegmmWtpc2QJKYMjXQbnfhTU739aTzL_Oczz4BHZ7y8kEDptyvJ-QoqqT1pyqgZBHyedJH5raJQWxeqofCGTyfigfTUP8g/s1600-h/RePhil.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0zvkAW6HAAseUKsPkd2isImhtFnI-ZTXNr7YHokVJpegmmWtpc2QJKYMjXQbnfhTU739aTzL_Oczz4BHZ7y8kEDptyvJ-QoqqT1pyqgZBHyedJH5raJQWxeqofCGTyfigfTUP8g/s400/RePhil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196914181804565618" border="0" /></a>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-25349874029271611412008-04-20T08:43:00.025-07:002008-04-30T02:55:15.690-07:00The Missus Chronicles #3: 15 Minutes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVNJLD7_KQKh3TfqjiW5vQXOyWOqH9Odn9jYmbDtAQT_JKPAIgpG7noKuQ469Nk4EvsZHazJYqAlOYE9pfZToqq3a1I_ky1oMNKIInotDfdjELFGtttDOUSde-79_WUGCZ4E5PDw/s1600-h/CC.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 170px; height: 110px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVNJLD7_KQKh3TfqjiW5vQXOyWOqH9Odn9jYmbDtAQT_JKPAIgpG7noKuQ469Nk4EvsZHazJYqAlOYE9pfZToqq3a1I_ky1oMNKIInotDfdjELFGtttDOUSde-79_WUGCZ4E5PDw/s400/CC.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191375202426437346" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I was listening to <a href="http://mellow947.com/">Mellow 94.7</a> and heard about this show they do, Desert Island Disc. Basically the idea is you send in a list of songs you would take with you if you were marooned on a desert island. If I was going to be a jerk about it, I would say - "If I knew I was going to be stuck in a desert island ahead of time, I would bring a satellite phone, a GPS homing device, a raft, etc." But I'm always game for hypothetical situations, so I sent them an email with my songs and a long with a brief message. It got picked and Chloe read it on their show April 15, 2008 with some side commentaries from her and Chris. They sent me back a message before the day so I had a chance to prepare and record the segment. Here's a recording of the show where I cut out all the songs and just left in the stuff where they were reading my email. And who else would I pick-on aside from the missus? No one really. Check it out:</span><span style="font-family:arial;"><br /><br /><embed src="http://webjay.org/flash/dark_player" wmode="transparent" flashvars="playlist_url=http://www.mediamax.com/echu27/Hosted/DID%20Edited.mp3&skin_color_1=-145,-89,-4,5&skin_color_2=-141,20,0,0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="40" width="400"></embed><br />You can also listen or download through this <a href="http://adrive.com/public/dec16d78e546a858b4f833cdef9a722ac745df50c30e1c0b2603f59b8b949ad2.html">link</a> (5.61 MB).<br /><br />I was hoping this was going to be my big break. But it has been a week now and no one has stopped me on the street to ask for my autograph and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Hefner">Hugh Hefner</a> hasn't called with an offer to pose for Playboy. I guess that 15 minutes of fame isn't what it used to be.</span></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-44382867891536034972008-03-30T10:00:00.003-07:002008-03-30T10:04:48.954-07:00The Missus Chronicles #2: Mrs. Evil<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIH0z_uZDkDs3fqXnKOhDeonDJXEhc5qcZmaWQuSyJCOT0iLj8L-hfoK4zLmT_yFFycwGZ-z7gNRryZqYBStsyJKhkChUf_B9VAPbvjUYs-w06x7QpIH3-MUI0RYOod70WW8Pa-g/s1600-h/dr.evil.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 164px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIH0z_uZDkDs3fqXnKOhDeonDJXEhc5qcZmaWQuSyJCOT0iLj8L-hfoK4zLmT_yFFycwGZ-z7gNRryZqYBStsyJKhkChUf_B9VAPbvjUYs-w06x7QpIH3-MUI0RYOod70WW8Pa-g/s400/dr.evil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183581083893661618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I hate wires. So you can just imagine what nightmare computers are, especially if you have a few peripherals. Keyboard, mouse, power cords, external drives, network cables, etc they just drive me crazy when they get tangled. </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">I go on a rant when the missus moves the laptop to another part of the house and the cables get tangled when I use it. Naturally she's annoyed by it. So yesterday when we had to move the laptop, she gave me all the cables and said "Here, you connect them, you're going to kill me again if I mess up.", which is a funny way of saying what she wanted to say. Having the juvenile mind that I do, I turn to her and said "I knew it! I suspected it all this time! You're my evil arch rival disguised as a woman and tricked me into marrying you! Ha! I have uncovered your evil and elaborate scheme for revenge! You shall not succeed! I have defeated you before and I can do it again!"</span></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11992525.post-75037498640002742008-03-12T08:26:00.013-07:002008-03-12T20:33:26.347-07:00The Laws of Karaoke Dynamics<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">If you're planning to visit the Philippines and you have friends that live locally to take you on a night out, one of the likely places you'll end up in is a KTV Bar (Karaoke). In an effort to save you some grief, my unsuspecting friend, I present to you the basic laws of karaoke dynamics - heed them well.<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a style="font-family: arial;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNnNc9HjmqZbPQitbGIqS8FB6oHN7cf9gaKsddRJwfV0gIRT1__ouA56XGxK7MW1HvspBwY6XzdvcBtYh_RbgjBe9bs8CVg50M6FLAYRrtOMJw2sxns7mY-KTOGU7CYALR-ILBg/s1600-h/invisible-karaoke.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLNnNc9HjmqZbPQitbGIqS8FB6oHN7cf9gaKsddRJwfV0gIRT1__ouA56XGxK7MW1HvspBwY6XzdvcBtYh_RbgjBe9bs8CVg50M6FLAYRrtOMJw2sxns7mY-KTOGU7CYALR-ILBg/s400/invisible-karaoke.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5176877342998105554" border="0" /></a></span>The Basic Laws of Karaoke Dynamics<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial;" >The amount of alcohol in one's system is:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial;" >- <span style="font-style: italic;">Inversely proportional to willingness to let go of the microphone</span>.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial;" > - <span style="font-style: italic;">Directly proportional to the volume of the singing</span>.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: normal;font-family:arial;" ><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Enthusiasm has no direct relationship to talent.</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:arial;">For everyone to enjoy the night never state the obvious. Do not use the word 'bad', 'terrible', 'worst', etc in reference to anyone's singing. Expect the same courtesy.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">In case you find yourself wanting to stab your ears with a rusty screwdriver, remember that alcohol also enhances the auditory senses much like it does the visual senses (i.e. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_goggles">Beer Goggles</a>).</span><br /><br />*sigh* Other people come up with the Theory of Relativity, Laws of Motions, Thermodynamics, but me I come up with junk like these.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">Enjoy your night out, and no, you won't find <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_Rain">Chocolate Rain</a> in the song list.<br /><br /></span><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 13px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-041006052825035744 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2x2W12A8Qow&hl=en"></a><a style="left: 0px ! important; top: 13px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-041006052825035744 visible ontop" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/2x2W12A8Qow&hl=en"></a><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2x2W12A8Qow&hl=en"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2x2W12A8Qow&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /></span></span>echuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12097097827621212399noreply@blogger.com0