Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Banana In My Mind

I was in a kind of stupor the whole day yesterday as I only got a few hours of sleep. A zombie; just lagging around and moaning every now and then. And like any good zombie, I had a one-track mind. Only it wasn't about eating brains. Solving a client's billing problem, that was all I had in mind. That is, until the 'lunch lady' came and I got myself a meal. She gave me a banana as part of the meal I bought. From then on I had a banana and billing in my mind. I don't know why the banana stuck but here are a few things that popped in my head:

- Put a banana in that billing engine.
- Have a banana!
- If MacGyver had a banana, he could fix this.
- Bananarama
- Banana zombies, instead of coming after your brain, it comes after your banana! Mwahahahaha!! *screams*

I don't actually like bananas. In fact, I wasn't able to eat the banana or my lunch. I took it home and gave it to the missus – “Sorry I'm late, I brought you a banana *smile* ". I usually brought chocolates for these occasions, but I already had the banana at hand, so I went with it. I guess you could say I was going bananas. My blog. My jokes. Deal with it.

Strange things you find on the internet. While writing this entry, I wondered what I would get if I googled "Banana Zombie". Didn't think I would get any relevant results, but I got the picture posted here. Apparently he's a Dancing Banana Zombie, what could get better than that? A Dancing Banana Split Zombie! And if you want to get all intellectual, I also got this result.

There are exactly 20 bananas in this blog entry. Yup, 20, don't forget the one trying to grab you.
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4 comments:

  1. Unknown12:54 AM

    bananas!

    keke.

    incidentally the zombienana looks quite grossed out

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  2. Anonymous11:06 AM

    i take it you arent used to having less than 3hrs, much less, no sleep at all? :p you'll get the hang of it, especially after you've mastered the art of sleeping with eyes wide open.

    note to self: get bert a pair of pj's with bananas in pajamas printed on 'em for christmas :-)

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  3. Louise11:39 AM

    If MacGyver had a banana he'd be able to solve any problem! Does anyone actually like bananas?

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  4. echu8:05 AM

    There must be people out there who likes bananas! We are basically hairless primates after all :P

    Weird Al! I concede that you probably have more long work days than I do :P And I wouldn't mind PJs for xmas. I haven't been in PJs since I was eight, I think.

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