Panel: So why do you think you’re right for the show?Well, all I can say is I hope they call before September 21, why? Well, check out this site: www.2007rapture.com. *sigh* This happens every year...repent! for the end is nigh! Isn't fear mongering a sin? Well, if it is going to be this year, don't forget your plastic sheeting!
Me: I have powers.
Panel: Is that right? What's your "ability"?
Me: I can control the weather.
Me: Well, more like influence the weather really.
Panel: Please elaborate.
Me: It always rains when I get my car washed.
Me: Well, not always. It seems to only work when I pay for the car wash. If I do it myself…no rain.
Panel: Can you stop the rain? Like when you get your car dirty?
Me: Nah, it doesn't work that way.
Panel: Can we take your car to a place with draught and get it washed? You know, get it to rain. Help the land.
Me: Hmmm...don't think so. That would be forcing a car wash. I think it only works when it's really necessary.
Panel: You can drive around and get it dirty.
Me: Still forced.
Panel: Stay a week then, wait for it to get naturally dirty.
Me: I only get my car washed every other week.
Panel: Stay two weeks then.
Me: Still forced. I wasn't supposed to be there. The car would know.
Panel: Fine, fine. So what happens when your friend washes the car for free? What happens then? You didn’t wash, and you didn’t pay for it, but your car got washed.
Me. That would be Doomsday, Ragnarok, Armageddon, The Rapture!
Me: No friend of mine would ever do that for free. So it will probably be the devil trying to trick me. You know, The 3 Days of Darkness, End of Days? Evil spirits will be allowed to roam the Earth to torment those that were left behind after the Rapture.
Panel: Right. Ah, we'll call you.
This post is a brain fart gone awry. I like the word awry..."awry! ang sakit!".
My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions! The Secret Rapture soon, by my hand!
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