Panel: So why do you think you’re right for the show?Well, all I can say is I hope they call before September 21, why? Well, check out this site: www.2007rapture.com. *sigh* This happens every year...repent! for the end is nigh! Isn't fear mongering a sin? Well, if it is going to be this year, don't forget your plastic sheeting!
Me: I have powers.
Panel: Is that right? What's your "ability"?
Me: I can control the weather.
Panel: Really?
Me: Well, more like influence the weather really.
Panel: Please elaborate.
Me: It always rains when I get my car washed.
Panel: Ah...
Me: Well, not always. It seems to only work when I pay for the car wash. If I do it myself…no rain.
Panel: Can you stop the rain? Like when you get your car dirty?
Me: Nah, it doesn't work that way.
Panel: Can we take your car to a place with draught and get it washed? You know, get it to rain. Help the land.
Me: Hmmm...don't think so. That would be forcing a car wash. I think it only works when it's really necessary.
Panel: You can drive around and get it dirty.
Me: Still forced.
Panel: Stay a week then, wait for it to get naturally dirty.
Me: I only get my car washed every other week.
Panel: Stay two weeks then.
Me: Still forced. I wasn't supposed to be there. The car would know.
Panel: Fine, fine. So what happens when your friend washes the car for free? What happens then? You didn’t wash, and you didn’t pay for it, but your car got washed.
Me: Doomsday.
Panel: What?
Me. That would be Doomsday, Ragnarok, Armageddon, The Rapture!
Panel: ?
Me: No friend of mine would ever do that for free. So it will probably be the devil trying to trick me. You know, The 3 Days of Darkness, End of Days? Evil spirits will be allowed to roam the Earth to torment those that were left behind after the Rapture.
Panel: Right. Ah, we'll call you.
This post is a brain fart gone awry. I like the word awry..."awry! ang sakit!".
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