Monday, July 02, 2007

Repent! For My Car Is Dirty!

I went to the casting call for the second season of Heroes. Here's how it went:
Panel: So why do you think you’re right for the show?

Me: I have powers.

Panel: Is that right? What's your "ability"?

Me: I can control the weather.

Panel: Really?

Me: Well, more like influence the weather really.

Panel: Please elaborate.

Me: It always rains when I get my car washed.

Panel: Ah...

Me: Well, not always. It seems to only work when I pay for the car wash. If I do it myself…no rain.

Panel: Can you stop the rain? Like when you get your car dirty?

Me: Nah, it doesn't work that way.

Panel: Can we take your car to a place with draught and get it washed? You know, get it to rain. Help the land.

Me: Hmmm...don't think so. That would be forcing a car wash. I think it only works when it's really necessary.

Panel: You can drive around and get it dirty.

Me: Still forced.

Panel: Stay a week then, wait for it to get naturally dirty.

Me: I only get my car washed every other week.

Panel: Stay two weeks then.

Me: Still forced. I wasn't supposed to be there. The car would know.

Panel: Fine, fine. So what happens when your friend washes the car for free? What happens then? You didn’t wash, and you didn’t pay for it, but your car got washed.

Me: Doomsday.

Panel: What?

Me. That would be Doomsday, Ragnarok, Armageddon, The Rapture!

Panel: ?

Me: No friend of mine would ever do that for free. So it will probably be the devil trying to trick me. You know, The 3 Days of Darkness, End of Days? Evil spirits will be allowed to roam the Earth to torment those that were left behind after the Rapture.

Panel: Right. Ah, we'll call you.
Well, all I can say is I hope they call before September 21, why? Well, check out this site: *sigh* This happens every year...repent! for the end is nigh! Isn't fear mongering a sin? Well, if it is going to be this year, don't forget your plastic sheeting!

This post is a brain fart gone awry. I like the word awry..."awry! ang sakit!".

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